Honestly, I only laid my eyes on your avatar, and read a few of your posts.
Now I finally dug up your email!
Don't ask how.
You know how I am, and I need to tell you something: I've always had a crush on you – but there is this small issue: to put it bluntly, you are chubby and I need you to get skinny.
I know a product that has helped my colleague to get in shape fast.
Dug up the URL for you -- clicky-clicky.
Stop being obese, start being mine – and please respond ASAP.
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